This Easter egg-dyeing situation happened out of a moment of sheer “OhmygoshI’malmosttwentysixyearsold” panic (which is still a good month and a half away, by the way, but I like to panic early). It’s why I rolled some eggs in glitter — for my inner preteen. It’s why I wrapped parsley leaves around eggs and stained them in tea — for my great-grandmother, who passed along to me good, healthy German genes and who used to dye her eggs this way. It’s why I dip-dyed eggs, too — because, well, because my quarter-century self thinks its pretty. And I’d like to record this moment in time however I can.
(This is also my very first-ever crafty post, which I made with my mama on a recent mini getaway, so please bear with me on the less-than-stellar photography and missing step photos. I’ll blame it on being too mesmerized by the glitter.)
Let’s dye some eggs like YOLO! (Are people still saying that? I’m too old to know.)
The first order of business is to hard-boil some eggs — that is, unless you want to display them for several days. In that case, I recommend this method for blowing out the eggs, which is super fancy and therefore exactly not what I did, so my fridge is hosting some very pretty eggs at the moment. Let the eggs cool to room temperature.
To make the tea-stained eggs with beautifully delicate parsley designs like my great-grandmama used to make, heat a large pot of water and add a few tea bags to dye the water (you can use the leftover water in which you hard-boiled the eggs, if you want). Meanwhile, cut a few long strips of cheesecloth (1 strip for every egg you dye) and place an egg near one end. Lay flat-leaf parsley leaves around the egg (see Mom’s lovely demonstration in the photo).
Roll the cheesecloth tightly around the egg, like so, then secure both ends with string or twist ties.
Carefully drop each egg into the warm (not boiling) water and let sit until egg is stained (depending on how much cheesecloth you used, how much tea is in the water and how dark you want them to be, this could take up to several hours. I would suggest not eating these eggs, as they might end up over-cooked when all is said and done).
Unwrap the eggs carefully and let them dry completely. So much gorgeousness.
Now, to make the dip-dyed eggs: It’s a pretty straightforward dip-and-dye situation going on here, using storebought Easter egg dye, so I’m not going to bore/belittle you on how to make them. I just think they’re fun and unique and I wanted to share them with you. Some of them I dipped only half the egg into the dye; others, I tried to do an ombre effect. If you’re really ambitious, you can dye them naturally this way.
Time for glitter! I pinned this craft a bazillion years ago but just now have gotten around to it (as is my way). But I’m so glad I finally did it because they turned out to be my favorite Easter eggs, ever (things I can’t take my eyes off of: Sprinkled doughnuts, mullets, cat videos and now glitterized Easter eggs).
First, pour a generous amount of glitter into a small, shallow bowl. Paint one egg at a time with a light coating of craft glue (I used Mod Podge), then carefully roll the egg in the glitter or pour the glitter over the egg with a spoon. Since the glitter is sensitive, you might end up with a few bare spots; just let the first layer of glitter dry, then paint more glue on the spots and sprinkle with more glitter.
Shake off the excess glitter and prepare to get googly-eyed over all the sparkle.
So there we go — Easter egg dyeing for grownups. Or kids in grownup bodies. Or kids. Or — anyway, fun times with glitter and stuff.
Happy Easter, everyone!
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